Screw Cars

To begin, yes I ride a motorcycle and love every moment. I have rode in the hot sun, and I have rode in the coldest of weather. I have rode through the down poor of rain. There isn’t much weather that I have not rode through while on two wheels. Below I am going to […]

The Squat

I will be the first to admit I don’t understand a lot of the fads that pop up around the country, and for me the Carolina Squat is no different. I really don’t understand that bullshit. When I first head the term “Carolina Squat”, I was taking with a friend. My first thought was, “What […]

380 Auto Is Enough

This is just a quick thought about something on my mind. In the world of concealed carry, I have heard much debate about a 380 Auto not being enough firepower for self defense. My thoughts on this debate are very simple: it’s a pile of steamy horse shit, and I do not feel under armed […]

I Broke the Candle

I went to bed late one night recently and I broke a candle. Yes, for a few hours previous to shattering the candle into tiny pieces, I drank a lot of beer. When entering the bedroom, My drunk ass stumbled while attempting flip the light switch and knocked the candle on the floor. The act […]

Conspiracies and Scams

There are conspiracies and scams abound. We hear about them on a daily basis. We cannot turn on the radio, watch a movie, or read a book without hearing about one or the other. We have people out there in the world that view NASA is nothing more than the greatest scam machine in the […]

Just a Limb From a Tree

The world holds a vast variety of trees, for many are tall, short, thick, and slender. Some trees are thick with leaves, and some are void of all but bark. Our dreams and aspirations are no different. Dreams and aspirations are as diverse as the variety of trees. I know for some, an aspiration can […]

Water Down the Drain

Water goes down the drain. Maybe you like to pour beer down the drain, even though you should be smacked for such a sin, you enjoy doing it anyway. Maybe you like to piss down the drain, but whatever the substance, down the fucking drain it goes. Just as water goes down the drain, so […]

No Food, Drinks, Smoking, or Pets….Well, Shit

I am going to assume that we all have went to some place or another that have rules about what’s allowed and what’s not allowed. Have you ever thought “what the hell?” I sure have thought about that shit. My mind, of course, goes to why the hell are we not allowed to do certain […]

Guns and Pussy

Fair warning, if you need to go to your safe space then by all means go now. I don’t want to hear any whinny bitch ass bullshit, although I know I will, so bring it on. Owning a gun is like a vagina. There is nothing better than a sweet wet pussy during sex. All […]

Seriously…It’s The Small Things.

Just to start off, I am not talking about small dicks or tiny boobs. Go ahead and get that out of your head, as hard as it will be to accomplish. I know we all think of those delights on a regular basis. What I am referring to are the small things in life that […]