Shit From A Forklift

If anyone is expecting to hear about how I took a shit from a forklift, or for that matter, if anyone else taken a shit from a forklift, then I hate to disappoint. I, nor anyone I know, has ever taken a shit from a forklift. If anyone has I would love to hear about […]

Holy Fuck…Spaghetti Is For Dinner

When leaving work this evening, my fiancé revealed that she had made spaghetti for dinner. I love spaghetti, like most average assholes do, (and yes I consider myself an asshole), I was excited. Before leaving, I sat in the parking lot for a moment trying to decide which podcast I should to listen to for […]