Guns and Pussy

Fair warning, if you need to go to your safe space then by all means go now. I don’t want to hear any whinny bitch ass bullshit, although I know I will, so bring it on. Owning a gun is like a vagina. There is nothing better than a sweet wet pussy during sex. All […]

Seriously…It’s The Small Things.

Just to start off, I am not talking about small dicks or tiny boobs. Go ahead and get that out of your head, as hard as it will be to accomplish. I know we all think of those delights on a regular basis. What I am referring to are the small things in life that […]

Shit From A Forklift

If anyone is expecting to hear about how I took a shit from a forklift, or for that matter, if anyone else taken a shit from a forklift, then I hate to disappoint. I, nor anyone I know, has ever taken a shit from a forklift. If anyone has I would love to hear about […]

Holy Fuck…Spaghetti Is For Dinner

When leaving work this evening, my fiancé revealed that she had made spaghetti for dinner. I love spaghetti, like most average assholes do, (and yes I consider myself an asshole), I was excited. Before leaving, I sat in the parking lot for a moment trying to decide which podcast I should to listen to for […]